Bravest 9 Year Old Ever Has Her Own Mom Arrested
Post by Jeanne SagerA 9-year-old girl walked into a bank in Michigan the other day with a note. No, not that kind of note (although bankers are on high alert for stick up notes in this economy). This...
View ArticleFacebook Lets Teen Pranksters Have the Most Fun
Post by Jeanne SagerYou couldn't pay me any amount of money to go back to high school. But there's still a part of me, the part that will actually cop to liking Adam Sandler movies and fart jokes, that...
View ArticleJustin Bieber Birthday: 17 Reasons to Stop Your Hating (For One Day)
Post by Jeanne SagerIf the news that today is Justin Bieber's birthday made you groan, join the club. There's a moratorium in my house on the words "Baby, baby, baby, oh" ever coming out of my...
View Article'Teen Mom 2': What's Wrong With Baby Ali's Eyes?
Post by Jeanne SagerI'm starting to feel like I'll need some anti-anxiety meds if I keep watching Teen Mom 2. There's heartbreak everywhere you turn, and none so much as the story of Leah Messer and...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Doesn't Hit Women (Oh, Really?)
Post by Jeanne SagerHave you heard the news? Charlie Sheen is now the hero to the All-American male. Able to take more drugs than nature allows and still survive. He's able to rant on network TV and...
View ArticleDuke Snider Autograph Mistake Saved Dodger's Legacy
Post by Jeanne SagerDuke Snider fans woke to bad news today. The former Brooklyn Dodger passed away this weekend at 84 after a long illness. But the man who put the spotlight on what happens to great...
View ArticleTeacher Forces Kids to Write About Their 'First Time'
Post by Jeanne SagerPrepare to be more than a little creeped out. An eighth grade teacher in Sweden is in hot water for asking her 14-year-old students to write about their first time. Yes, THAT first...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Goddess Rachel Oberlin Doesn't Need Your Sympathy
Post by Jeanne SagerIt was hard to watch the Charlie Sheen 20/20 interview last night and not feel a tad bit sorry for those "goddesses," right? They're living in crazy town with a criminal and wife...
View ArticleSchool Sends 5 Year Old Home With a 'Stranger'
Post by Jeanne SagerSo picture this. Your 5-year-old child has just been signed out of school by a total stranger. You're hyperventilating right now, right? Hold on there partner, it's about to get...
View ArticleYour Favorite Dr. Seuss Quotes Say a Lot About You
Post by Jeanne SagerAny day you can send your kid off to school wearing a giant Cat in the Hat hat is a good one in my book. But celebrating Dr. Seuss' birthday at most local schools means a plate of...
View ArticleBrandon Davies' Dismissal Won't Hurt BYU (Unless They Let It)
Post by Jeanne SagerLadies and gentleman, don't adjust your brackets! BYU dismissed sophomore forward Brandon Davies this week, and fans are already waving a sad goodbye to the Final Four. Oh please,...
View ArticleNew Army PT Test Fails Our Soldiers
Post by Jeanne SagerThe Army just threw 21 years of standard practice out the door, and left us really confused. They unveiled a new PT test (which stands for Physical Readiness Training) today to take...
View ArticleShould Pediatricians Blackmail Parents Into Vaccinating Kids?
Post by Jeanne SagerThere comes a time in every child's life when she has to bid her pediatrician goodbye. But usually it isn't because your pediatrician is refusing to let your sick kid inside his...
View ArticleBrandon Davies' Girlfriend Didn't Get Him Kicked Off BYU Team
Post by Jeanne SagerBrandon Davies sounds like a regular college guy. He's got a little girlfriend trouble right now. It happens, right? But Brandon Davies, the sophomore who got kicked off the BYU...
View ArticleNaked Therapist Sarah White Gives Great Session
Post by Jeanne SagerI shudder at the thought of going to therapy. Yeah, like I want to sit in a room and tell some stranger that I'm a compulsive belly button lint picker, only to have her tell me it's...
View ArticleRodney King Video Reminds Us Nothing Is Private
Post by Jeanne SagerHold on to something heavy, America. You're in for a shocker. It's been 20 years since Rodney King was beaten by Los Angeles cops, and the grainy handheld video footage was released...
View ArticleGwyneth Paltrow 'Glee' Return Sneak Peeks! (VIDEO)
Post by Jeanne SagerDid you feel like you'd been kicked in the gut when you tuned the TV to Fox on Tuesday night? No Glee? Just more pathetic amateurs American Idol? It was like a day without sunshine....
View ArticleTeacher Fired for 'Have You Drugged Your Kid Today' Bumper Sticker
Post by Jeanne SagerAnother day, another round of parents claiming the right to free speech doesn't apply to the education field. Remember the teacher who blogged anonymously about how much she hated...
View ArticleAt Least Charlie Sheen Didn't Screw Up His TV Nephew
Post by Jeanne SagerForget Justin Bieber. America, we have a real teen idol. His name is Angus T. Jones. Or as he's better known, Jake Harper, Charlie Sheen's nephew on his now cancelled sitcom Two and...
View ArticleHeart Attack Grill Model Blair River Dead -- Who's Laughing Now?
Post by Jeanne SagerBlair RiverEverything about a restaurant called Chandler's Heart Attack Grill screams wrong to me. It's poking fun at something that's not in the least bit funny. And now the...
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