With Breaking Dawn: Part 1 still dominating at the box office, holiday shopping for a Twilight fan should be easy enough this season, right? Wrong-o! Go in with that kind of thinking, and you could get a wolf paw to the back of the neck!
Holiday shoppers, you have to suss out: is my favorite Twi-hard Team Jacob or Team Edward? Because if she (he?) is the former, have we got some picks for you! Get ready to knock your favorite Taylor Lautner fan's socks off:
Taylor Lautner Fleece Blanket, $16.99 -- Bonanza
Breaking Dawn: Part 1 only gave us one measly taste of a shirtless Jacob Black, but your bestie can stop howling in pain when she wraps herself up in a fleecey blanket with her favorite hottie on it. If you can't have a werewolf to keep you warm, at least this can help keep the cold away.
Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints, $1.99 -- Amazon
I know, I know, the vampires of Forks don't actually have a problem with garlic per se. Or so they say! Of course those bloodsuckers wouldn't actually dish on one of their weaknesses. Duh! Gag gift guaranteed to keep Cullens at bay.
I've Been Imprinted Ring, $34.99 -- Renaissance Jewelry
Renesmee who? The only girl Jacob needs to be getting his wolf paws on is you know who! Rawr!
Jacob Black Life Size Silhouette, $60 -- Vinyl Fruit
What is it they say? Go big or go home? Well this is certainly ... big. The best part: the vinyl wall cling comes off easily when she brings a "real" guy home.
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl Blu-Ray, $11.99 -- Amazon
True Taylor fans need to start at the beginning: before he became Jacob Black, he was just a kid getting his start in movies with Robert Rodriguez's kooky cult classic. Re-released on Blu-Ray for the holiday season, it's a nice reminder Lautner is an actor, not just a sex symbol (come on folks, he's a little KID in this movie).
Do you have a Team Jacob fan on your holiday shopping list this year?